pizza: high-self-esteem: fatwink: all i want is pizza and high self esteem hello hello
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
amoying: svvitzerland: svvitzerland: how do you compliment a girl in french? bon appetits madame more like madayum
hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
i-o-u-an-assbutt: iamaproudsuperwholockian: counting-to-one-hundred: APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT Are we? yes we fucking are...
221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now Damn math...
steampoweredotaku: grayscale gayscale
shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman
kusakaryuuji: taking selfies w/ friends like
breadmaakesyoufat: GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
digableswaggot: bundere: I WAS DRAWING A PENIS BUT MY MOM CAME IN SO I HURRIED AND MADE IT INTO AN ALPACA„ she just walked past really fast and didn’t say anything I THINK IT WORKED omg i can’t bREATHE
dirkstr8der: the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light switch* What a turn on. Get out. why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
you know your life is going downhill when you have a crush on a real person, celebrity, and fictional character all at the same time
bayconbit: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: r0dents: fireflufferz: sigh-asdfghjkl: andrewhussiesbosom: [9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders [8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders [7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders [6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’ [5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis [College voice] haha ‘penis’
sexydavestrider: chazzerpan: ...